“Well, you’re not what I expected.”
“Bow to me!”
“Yeah, no, I don’t think I’m gonna do that.”
“You are a servant of God!”
“Yeah, no, I’m actually not.”
“You mock me?”
“Yeah. Are you the one in charge around here?”
“I rule the land and seas and sky.”
“Okay, well, you’re doing a really shit job of it. The air is polluted, the seas are filling with garbage, and the land is either flooding or on fire at any given time. Plus, we have millions of people fighting in wars over land… or God.”
“I need a fucking vacation.”… Read the rest

