“We need to talk.”
“What is it?”
“It’s the alien you’re hiding in the attic.”
“You want it gone?”
“No, I just think if you’re going to hide an alien it shouldn’t be in the attic. We have a basement, that’s more dungeon-y.”
“But I want her to feel welcome.”
“Oh, it’s a her now, is it?”
“It’s always been.”
“What are you doing with her up there?”
“Experiments…”
“Are you probing her, Carl? Are you playing doctor with the alien?”
“No, Maude, I’d never! Maude, no, don’t go up there!”
“I’m going!”
“No! Uh, I can explain the lingerie!”… Read the rest